http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xd87z_george-carlin-education-and-the-eli_extreme

George Carlin on Education and the Elite.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)

  1. The Beautiful Girls (27)
  2. Akron/Family (20)
  3. The Shins (12)
  4. A Sunny Day in Glasgow (11)
  5. Noah and the Whale (11)

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I haz a twitter nao. Check it out. :]

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)

  1. Akron/Family (29)
  2. Noah and the Whale (20)
  3. The Dandy Warhols (15)
  4. The Low Anthem (13)
  5. Deerhunter (13)

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tinybonehands:

wolfgeek:

Want to join teleprompter but suck too much at guitar?  Solution: Drink and sulk instead and listen to James Maynard Keenan. Win.

They should pick ME!

Is the selection criteria based on blogging skillz?

Haha, yeah, I saw your post of FB.  You should go for it josh; are you good? And yes, of course: everything is based on blogging skills. :] You’d think I’d be better at tumblr since I spend my life on the internet.  Strange really.

Oh, and the progression of musical sulking goes like this: A Perfect Circle (not too bad) —> Black Moth Super Rainbow (brief reprieve) —-> The Cure (ah shit, motherfuckin’ robert smith and his depressing music).

(this post was reblogged from tinybonehands)

Want to join teleprompter but suck too much at guitar?  Solution: Drink and sulk instead and listen to James Maynard Keenan. Win.

Interviews with Sarah Palin supporters.  There are no words to describe the level of ‘downright fucked’ that America is right now.  And it annoys me that nobody at all is talking about Peak Oil (or Peak Gas, or Peak Wood, or Peak Water) in relation to climate change in the media; not even on the left.  Check out LAtOC if you want to find out exactly which clump of fecal matter is going to hit which spinning blade: http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/Index.html

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My mum practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
Random copypasta on reddit.
prettylittlebrokenthings: SOMA! I actually named this cat when we first got him.  I think bear wanted to name him shadow.  I managed to convince him that naming him after a tranquilizer in a Huxley book would be much better. It’s also a muscle relaxant that I saw advertised on the street in Mexico one time, on one day.  Pharmacists in long white coats would beg you to come inside and buy from them with no script.  Burroughs would have been pleased.

prettylittlebrokenthings:

SOMA!

I actually named this cat when we first got him.  I think bear wanted to name him shadow.  I managed to convince him that naming him after a tranquilizer in a Huxley book would be much better. It’s also a muscle relaxant that I saw advertised on the street in Mexico one time, on one day.  Pharmacists in long white coats would beg you to come inside and buy from them with no script.  Burroughs would have been pleased.

(this post was reblogged from prettylittlebrokenthings)

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15)

  1. Placebo (5) 
  2. Phoenix (5) 
  3. Interpol (4) 
  4. Modest Mouse (3) 
  5. Death Cab for Cutie (2) 

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Brisbane forecast

Wed     	Mostly fine.                        	Min 21    Max 31
Thurs      	Fine.                                 		Min 20    Max 32
Fri        	Fine.                                 		Min 21    Max 33
Sat      	Fine.                                 		Min 21    Max 32
Sun        	Not Fine.                           		Min 0	     Max 50
Mon       	Holy shit everything is wrong.	Min -90   Max 100000000000

plainjaneonpennylane: So I was stalking Lockie on Facebook (IDK WHY, probably to do with the fact that I kinda love him a lot…) and I really like this picture I took of him. Aww.  For once I’m the stalkee not the stalker. I kid, I kid.  Love you too little pants.  Wants my hair back nao.

plainjaneonpennylane:

So I was stalking Lockie on Facebook (IDK WHY, probably to do with the fact that I kinda love him a lot…) and I really like this picture I took of him.

Aww.  For once I’m the stalkee not the stalker. I kid, I kid.  Love you too little pants.  Wants my hair back nao.

(this post was reblogged from pikachuatemyhomework)
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November 13 is International TWLOHA day, a day when a simple gesture of writing the word ‘LOVE’ upon your arm could prove to someone in need that there are people around that care for them - even if you haven’t met this person before. This is a chance for Australia to show how much they support the cause. Let’s get as many people involved as possible.

That’s dumb. (via tinybonehands)

MOAR LYK TO WRITE LOL ON HER ARMS.

(via overdosebabyblue)

It’s not just dumb, it’s harmful. This organization is a notoriously religious based as well as anti-choice and anti-gay (to the point of running courses to ‘make’ homosexuals ‘straight’ again).  Val knows more about this than I do, so I hope she’ll weigh in when she sees this. There are a number of alternative organizations that provide the same level of support without the conservative partisan bullshit.

(this post was reblogged from overdosebabyblue)

These are the things people desperately need to know about my life at 1:13am:

  1. I can watch The Wire and easily stomach the dope slinging and gangster shootings but I feel anxious when the issue of infidelity comes up.
  2. My black cardigan smells like apples, thanks to little valerie always borrowing it (but I still love the scent).
  3. I have the line “If life is just a game, how come I never win?” stuck in my head from a random folk song.  Perhaps by the Lowtown Anthem or maybe Noah and The Whale - Both are good.
  4. I need sleep.  Goodnight tumblr. Tumble away. Tumble damn you! (TUMBLORRZZZZZzzzzzzzzz….)

PS. Hope overdosebabyblue is feeling better, sucks about your job kid.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8)

  1. The Low Anthem (15) 
  2. Noah and the Whale (12) 
  3. Deerhunter (10) 
  4. Animal Collective (7) 
  5. Placebo (5) 

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